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Thursday, April 29, 2010

What kind of monster sucks a snail out of his body?


What eats snails? 
He asked in a tone that was worrisome. 
I thought what could be worrisome about something that eats snails. 
Dead snails are a good thing in a garden.

He was concerned though, and I replied,
"Ducks!"
What else?
"Geese!"
What else?
"Some kinds of birds, hmm, I don't know. Why?"
I found a very strange feature, he said.
("Feature" is a term that archaeologist use, btw.)
"So let's look at it, okay?"
We went out to the garden. He was pulling weeds and found this.


From a distance, it looked like dead snail shells. Lots of them! Very Weird!


I reached down and scooped them up.
"Tomatillo skeletons," I said.
"Dozens of them."



Pretty cool!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Cookie Time!


Copper cookie cutters! Could anything be more charming?

I feel like stringing them up as garland in the kitchen. So sparkly and new, they invite multi-colored treats!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Hot Dog! It's Baseball Time Again!


I love my new plates - all two of them - with glorious yummy food on them, just like a good food snob should, right?

Hey, that isn't just any mustard on any dog. It's Dijon on a Nathan skinless. And that isn't tap water and tap water ice. Nosirree! Palomar Mountain water and Palomar Mountain ice sitting on, guess what? A real "made in France" French napkin!